Archive for October, 2006

Happy Halloween!!!!!

October 31, 2006


An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”

The drunk, still staring down replied: “I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.”

Happy Halloween all!!! Hope you find the treats you deserve and the tricks we all need!

Rant

October 25, 2006

Spent lunch today with two friends.
One of them is pregnant.
She made a comment today that really annoyed me.
She said, “If junior wants to play football or some sport or something I just don’t know what I’m going to do – he just won’t get to play”.

I think she realized she was offending me and just stopped mid-sentence. She is a professed nerd – as is her hubby and their child will indeed be more than sufficiently intelligent. The above comment, along with a few others she made, seemed to imply that jocks or athletically inclined people are not as intelligent as those who do not participate in sports.

)@(&#*%^#*^!)(@*$_@#*%!!!!!

How ludicrous is that? I kept my mouth shut (imagine that!) and sipped the drink of my southern roots, sweet tea. I wanted to shout that her thoughts were absurb and unfounded. I have 3 neices and 1 nephew and if you’ve read my blog any length of time you’ve heard me brag on them all, especially my nephew specifically for his athletic prowess (he’s my heart…shhhh don’t tell the others….I love them all the same – he just has a special place being the only boy and all). Not only is he VERY involved in football and baseball — as are his sisters in baseball, basketball, and cheering - but ALL 4 of them — ALL I reiterate - have straight A’s and are in gifted and talented classes at school. And that’s not just this year folks — they’ve all had straight A’s many school semesters. They are all above average in their school work as well as their extra curricular activities. They stay busy, are good kids and live life to the fullest.

For my friend to insinuate that athletically gifted people just can’t keep up academically with the professed nerds of the world gripes my ass!

There is a place for us all in this world and I believe everyone has to find their niche whether they’re athletic, academic, outgoing, or any other adjective I could use here to describe them. However, I believe a well rounded person – someone who possesses a fair share of all of these traits get the most out of life in the long run.

I’m one of those well rounded people. I never meet a stranger, I’m pretty intelligent, I’ve played sports and I have a optimistic outlook on life. I live my life by building relationships with people – meaningful relationships and as a product of my ability to put people at ease and become friends with them, establish a common rapport with them my life is very rewarding. If people like you and if you have an ability to draw people to you it bodes well in all facets of your life. I would much rather be well rounded than be a self professed nerd who’s head is stuck in the corner of a room diligently engrossed in studies.

Too each his own.

I’ve said enough already – I really didn’t mean to jump on my soapbox and carry on this long. It just annoys the sh*t out of me that she made that asinine comment today. I’m surprised I didn’t “discuss” my differences with her…..had we not been there for the benefit of the other friend with us who needed consoling I would have let it roll. Guess that’s the difference with me (well rounded) and her (nerd) — my friendship with our other friend was more important at the time than arguing this point. My relationship antenna was tuned in and clear – hers was experiencing severe static.

Rant over.
Back to regularly scheduled blogging…..

Special

October 23, 2006

Does anyone ever feel special on their own accord? Probably not. In fact, introspectively many people question their own worth…but if a person feels special I have a feeling its because someone has shared with them how unique they are & how rare a treasure they are.

I know I’m special – not because I’m some conceited self absorbed girl but rather because someone cares enough about me to send me a little something that let me know & because they take time out of their day to tell me. I feel like a little girl dressed in princess clothing complete with tiara and wand wishing all her dreams come true.

No. All my dreams haven’t come true – but the one about being special to someone has…….

Sometimes knowing ONE person cares is enough to make you feel like a million care…..

Don’t read more into that statement than what can be taken at face value, just know I’m in a good place and feel wonderful in my own skin……

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A BIG THANK YOU to all of you who left comments here, sent e-cards, or emails wishing me a Happy Birthday. You all helped make “my day” very special. I never knew so many people I’ve never met could make me smile the way you all did. Thank you!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

October 19, 2006

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October 19, 2006

Today is my day
To start anew with a smile
Begin a new journey
Conquering mile after mile.

It’s a landmark you see
Another year has passed
I’ve grown older yet again
Life hasnt kicked my ass!

I may be tattered
I may be worn
But trials won’t get me
To that I’ve sworn.

Life can’t always be
the cream of the crop
Just make the best of it
One shot is all I’ve got!

These first thirty-two
have been valleys and hills
Long days long nights
Laughter and shrills!

I’ve lived and I’ve learned
I’ve won and I’ve lost
Life just gets sweeter
Like cake and its frost!

So greet me today
With a smile and a wink
I promise I’m worth it
To my Birthday, lets drink!

~Southern Sweetheart

Uggg

October 16, 2006

Uggg…
Ick…
Sick…
I feel like poo-poo today. Aching, head pounding, wimpy, runny eyes, want to be in the bed kind of sick. Days like today make me want to seclude myself off in my home, preferably in bed, and just lay around. I’m one of those people that hates to be around anyone when I don’t feel well….I do better in the quiet solitude…………But, here I sit, in my office, not wanting to do anything and knowing that so much here needs my attention. I’m sure it won’t get 100% of it, maybe effort will count for something. Oh well. Hope you all are having a good start to your week. I have a birthday Thursday so I HAVE TO GET OVER not feeling well BEFORE then!

Childhood Memories

October 11, 2006

Childhood memories are journeys to a fairy tale once lived. Every so often a jaunt down memory lane lightens the mood, clears the mind, and allows me to see clearly the child that’s still within….and more importantly the origin from which I’ve journeyed.

My birthday is coming up in several days and every year when it comes around I always seem to think about my childhood, time I spent in a happy youthful existence, and the miracle that is me. You may laugh when you read that, but I really am a miracle – I almost wasn’t so.

As childhoods go, mine was pretty ordinary ….to me – but as time goes on I cherish those memories much more. I have realized that not every child has the luxury of both parents at home, a loving household, and pretty much anything that their heart desired…and yes, I do realize that to many these things are far from ordinary.

Here are a few of the things I remember:
– evenings spent outside catching lightening bugs with my dad
– Sunday afternoon bike rides with my family
– homecooked meals most every night and a feast every Sunday for dinner
– church was not somewhere my parents sent me, rather somewhere they took me
– sitting in Dad’s lap helping steer the lawnmower as he cut the grass
– hanging out with my Dad in his shop behind the house while he worked on stuff
– trampoline jumping with my sister
– swimming swimming and more swimming
– vacations to the beach & watching the sunrise with my Dad as it rose above the ocean
– playing in the sand and ocean for hours on end
– learning to cook at an early age from hanging out in the kitchen with my Mom and my Sister
– building a dog house with my Dad

I could go on & on with this list – these are just a few of the memories I enjoy reminiscing over. Afterall, memory lane is not a short journey and the fairy tales of my youth aren’t really “tales” at all. To anyone other than me, they are just some girl’s memories of a past life. However, I’m thankful for them and truly know what a special childhood I was granted. I understand the importance of them and what they’ve taught me. First and foremost, the importance of faith & trust in my life. Second, marriage and the importance of committment and dedication between two people – that it isn’t taken for granted and that true, long lasting love CAN and DOES exist – I don’t have to (nor will I) settle. Third, quality time with family builds unbreakable bonds and lifelong friendships…..family and what it means and represents is so important. Fourth, priorities – how to set them, how to be successful, and when to seek help…..the list keeps going. My childhood set my course and charted my path – it gave me a thirst for life and all it has to offer.

Childhood is a special time and the exuberance with which we lived them gives merit to our present code of conduct. How did your childhood shape you, or did it? What did your childhood teach you? What are the things you remember about it that you hold dear or in a special place? And what are the things that ignite you to journey back to a time less complicated where the joys and laughter of days gone by bring a smile?

I’ll be celebrating a birthday next week and as with every year that passes I’ll be mindful of where I’ve come and primed for what’s ahead, seeking all that is before me & trying to discover my true purpose. We all have one – miracles don’t just happen and as such, I didn’t either.

Warning!!!!

October 5, 2006
Never, Ever, Ever EVER
Under ANY Circumstance
Kiss A Monkey!!

Girlie List

October 4, 2006

Just a few of the things I’m mulling over at the moment.

1. Periods suck ass.
2. Men. Rather, Man. Singular. I need one.
3. If I owned stock in Energizer I’d be one rich bitch.
4. I hate shaving but I do it EVERY SINGLE DAY.
5. I cook. I clean. I launder. I want a male maid. A good looking one. For free.
6. Periods suck ass.
7. I hate pumping gas. I want a man to do it. Every time.
8. If I had a dollar for every married man that has ever hit on me I could retire today.
9. When will it be cool for a chick to love football and know more about it than some of her male friends?
10. Periods suck ass.

Escape

October 3, 2006



Last week I escaped normal everyday life and attended a conference for work. After it was over I spent the remainder of the time here….. It was a wonderful escape although too brief.

I need to go back…..and just sit & ponder the things before me. Quiet, peaceful time alone in the sand and surf…..time to reflect, gather my thoughts, & determine my course before I step out again into the unknown that awaits me………

“In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth”
- Mahatma Gandhi